"The enemy?" - Hermione Granger
"I was just wondering if you would like to go to the ball with me..." - Harry Potter
"Everything's going to change now isn't it?" - Hermione Granger
"Technically, I told you about the dragons..." - Ron Weasley
"I shouldn't've told you that. I should not have told you that..." - Hagrid
"Why did it have to be spiders? Why couldn't we follow butterflies?" - Ron Weasley
"Wicked!" - Fred & George Weasley
"Dad's a muggle, Mum's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock when he found out..." - Seamus Finnegan
"I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled."
- Hermione Granger
"She really needs to sort out her priorities." - Ron Weasley
"That's us! This is not normal." - Harry Potter
"How can anyone possibly be in two places at once?" - Hermione Granger
"When did she come in? Did you SEE her come in?" - Ron Weasley
"She's gone mental, Hermione has! I mean, not that she wasn't always. But, now it's out there in the open for everyone
to see." - Ron Weasley
"Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. My name is Stan Shunpike and I
will be your conductor this evening." - Stan Shunpike
"There's something moving out there." - Ron Weasley
"Neville, you're supposed to stroke it!" - Ron Weasley
"Why the long faces?" - Shrunken Head
"Here in this room, you will discover if you possess the Sight!" - Professor Trelawney
"Our pain becomes their power." - Professor Lupin
"Come and get the nice dead ferret!" - Hermione Granger
"For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest
cloud." - Professor Dumbledore
~Special Movie Segments~
Hermione: Come on, everywhere else is full.
Ron: [sees Lupin] Who do you think that is?
Hermione: Professor R.J. Lupin.
Ron: Do you know everything?
Ron: How is it she knows everything?
Hermione: [annoyed] It's on his suitcase, Ronald!
Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: [annoyed] I meant me!
Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
Ron: I'm warning you Hermione! Keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy!
Hermione: It's a cat, Ronald! What do you expect? It's in his nature.
Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.
Hermione: That's rich! Coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It's all right, Crookshanks, just ignore the
mean little boy.
Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...
[falls straight back asleep]
Cornelius Fudge: [just after Buckbeak's escape] We must search the grounds!
Dumbledore: Search the skies if you must, Minister, but now I think I'll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh,
and executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you.
Hermione: Did I mention it's the most haunted building in Britain?
Hermione: Oh. Do you want to move a bit closer?
Hermione: To the Shrieking Shack.
Ron: Oh, no. I'm fine here.
Ron: I didn't mean to open it.
Ron: It was badly wrapped.
Ron: [points at Fred and George] They made me do it!
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: Did not!
Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show?
Hermione: [shouts] You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
[Hermione raises her wand at Malfoy. He backs against the wall, whimpering]
Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it.
[Hermione lowers her wand and turns away. Malfoy starts laughing, she spins around and socks him in the nose]
Vincent Crabbe: Malfoy! Are you okay? Come on, let's go!
Malfoy: [running away] Not a word to anyone! Understood?
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, that was brilliant!
Fred Weasley: Nice try Harry, but not good enough
Harry: Come on guys, I'm trying to get to Hogsmeade
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: We know
George Weasley: If you'll stop squirming, we have a better way...
Harry: Guys, come on...
Fred Weasley: Awwh, bless him
George Weasley: Now Harry...
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: Come and join the big boys
Professor Snape: Expelliarmus! Ah, vengeance is sweet. How I hoped I'd be the one to catch you.
Professor Snape: I told Dumbledore you were helping an old friend enter the castle and now here's the proof.
Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape - once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to
the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to.
Professor Snape: [raises his wand at Black] Give me a reason. I beg you.
Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool...
Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now.
Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet!
Sirius Black: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
Professor Snape: [puts his wand to Black's throat] I could do it, you know... But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing
to see you.
Professor Snape: Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like
to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best.
Harry: Now what?
Hermione: We save Sirius.
Hermione: No idea.
Harry: Egypt, what's it like?
Ron: Brilliant! Loads of cool stuff. Mummies, tombs. Even Scabbers enjoyed himself.
Hermione: You know, the Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dung beetle.
Hermione: Beautiful day.
Ron: [sarcastically] Gorgeous... Unless of course you've been ripped to pieces.
Harry: [confused] Ripped to pieces? What are you talking about?
Hermione: [annoyed] Ronald has lost his rat.
Ron: I haven't lost anything! Your cat killed him!
Ron: Harry, you've seen the way that blood thirsty beast of hers is always lurking about. Scabbers is gone!
Hermione: Well maybe you should learn to take better care of your pets!
Ron: Your cat killed him!
Hermione: Did not!
Harry: [about the Marauder's Map] What's this rubbish?
George Weasley: "What's this rubbish?" he says.
Fred Weasley: That is the secret to our success.
Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."
George Weasley: We owe them so much.
Harry: Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... No. Is that really...?
Fred Weasley: Dumbledore.
George Weasley: In his study.
Fred Weasley: Pacing.
George Weasley: Does that a lot.
Harry: So you mean this map shows...?
Fred Weasley: Everyone.
George Weasley: Everyone.
Fred Weasley: Where they are.
George Weasley: What they're doing.
Fred Weasley: Every minute.
George Weasley: Of every day.
Harry: Brilliant! Where'd you get it?
Fred Weasley: Nicked it from Filch's office, of course, first year.
George Weasley: Now, listen. There are seven secret passageways out of the castle. We'd recommend...
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: This one.
Fred Weasley: The One-Eyed Witch passageway.
George Weasley: It'll lead you straight to Honeyduke's cellar.
Fred Weasley: We best hurry. Filch is heading this way.
George Weasley: Oh, and Harry, don't forget. When you're done, just give it a tap and say...
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: "Mischief Managed." Otherwise anyone can read it.
Professor Trelawney: Your aura is pulsing my dear. Are you in the beyond? I think you are.
Professor Trelawney: Cup... tell me what you see.
Ron: Oh yeah, um... well, um, Harry got sort of a wonky cross...
[checks the book]
Ron: ...that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and that's...
[checks book again]
Ron: ...'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it.
Harry: I knew I could do it because I already saw myself do it. Does that make any sense?
Hermione: BUT I DON'T LIKE FLYING!
Harry: What are you doing?
Hermione: Saving your life!
Harry: Thanks!... Great, now he's coming at us!
Hermione: Yeah, didn't think about that... run!
Professor Lupin: What frightens you most in the world?
Neville Longbottom: [mumbling] Pfsr Snpe.
Professor Lupin: I'm sorry?
Neville Longbottom: Professor Snape.
Professor Lupin: Professor Sna- yes, he frightens all.
[about the newspaper clipping Ron was showing Harry and Hermione]
George Weasley: Not flashing that clipping again, are you, Ron?
Ron: I haven't shown anyone!
Fred Weasley: No, not a soul! Unless you count Tom.
George Weasley: The day maid.
Fred Weasley: The night maid.
George Weasley: The cook.
Fred Weasley: That bloke who came to fix the toilet.
George Weasley: And that wizard from Belgium!
Harry: I didn't mean to blow her up, I just... lost control.
Hermione: Honestly Ron, it's not funny! Harry was lucky not to be expelled.
Harry: I think I was lucky not to have been arrested actually.
Ron: I still think it's brilliant.
Ron: Let me get this straight - Sirius Black has broken out of Azkaban to come after you?
Hermione: But they'll catch Black, won't they? I mean, everyone's looking for him.
Ron: Sure... except no one's broken out of Azkaban before and he's a murderous, raving lunatic.
Harry: Thanks, Ron.
Stan Shunpike: What you doin' down there?
Harry: I fell over.
Stan Shunpike: Well, what you fell over for?
Harry: I didn't do it on purpose.
Stan Shunpike: Well come on then! Let's not wait for the grass to grow!